sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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