i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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