playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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