Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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