I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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