How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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