My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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