I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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