I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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