HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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