i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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