just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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