Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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