wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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