he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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