Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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