Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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