Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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