so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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