Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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