dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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