: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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