i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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