I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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