why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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