You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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