Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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