doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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