just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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