Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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