i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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