My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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