You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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