We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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