I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Alive.
So much puke
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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