i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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