she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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