David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
no you cant smoke seaweed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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