I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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