Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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