R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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