ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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