Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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