how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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