I want to stick my p in your. b.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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