I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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