everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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