just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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