I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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