please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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