Your dad touched me again.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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